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Chapter 2: Gangway! ‘Aya’s’ Learning to Drive His
Porsche!
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“Showtime.” ‘Omi’ muttered before putting on a big smile and greeting all the
girls the way the real Omi would. ‘Aya’ took a deep
breath, realizing now was the time to put his practice to good use. Turning his
smile upside-down and frowning, he crossed his arms and ignored anyone talking
about him. The girls pointed to him and giggled, which in any another situation
would have made him blush. But this was his lover. He was Aya.
Aya did not blush, he just
went about his business and stayed cold to the rest of the world. He had to
stay cold.
“Oh, what a lovely bouquet!” One older customer who
had come in was telling ‘Omi’, pointing to a lovely arrangement of roses and
other wild flowers tied together with magenta ribbons. “I would really like to
buy that package.”
“I’d love to buy your package, sweetheart.” ‘Omi’ murmured a little too loudly.
The woman turned around, not sure what she heard but knowing it was directed
towards her.
“Huh?” She asked. ‘Ken’, unfortunately, heard what ‘Omi’ said and quickly came
to the rescue before they lost this customer.
“Um...Omi says he will be glad to ring you up! Isn’t that right, Omi?” ‘Ken’ glared
at him, causing ‘Omi’ to gulp and nod his head. The woman seemed very satisfied
with that answer. When she turned away, ‘Ken’ hissed. “Just what the hell were
you doing?! You make me look like a...a...”
“Me?” ‘Omi’ suggested.
“Yes!” ‘Ken’ sighed. “Now don’t do that again! You make me look bad!”
“*I* make you look bad?! Look what Aya’s done to me!”
‘Omi’ pointed to ‘Yohji’ who was lingering in one
corner. All the girls had noticed something was wrong cause ‘Yohji’ wasn’t flirting or teasing them like usual. In fact,
he hadn’t even said a word to them. They knew they were all under eighteen but
he wasn’t that cold!
‘Ken’ shook his head. “Don’t worry about him. Now, I better not catch you
flirting with the girls again.”
“Who are you, my mother?” ‘Omi’ rolled his eyes. Then he remembered the woman
waiting up front. “Look, I gotta take care of her. Go
back to work...Ken-kun.”
‘Omi’ walked away as ‘Ken’ went back to singing. “Oh, my
love! My darling! I hunger for...your touch...along...lonely nights!” [1]
Meanwhile, ‘Yohji’ had simply refused to act his
part. He just ignored the girls hovering around him and anytime one of them
would look him in the eye, he quickly darted away. Some of the girls were
offended by this gesture but chose not to say anything. ‘Aya’
knew that he better make ‘Yohji’ act like normal
before the secret was let out. When the crowd had moved away from the scowling
‘Yohji’, he decided to speak up.
“You’re not acting like Yohji, koi.”
‘Aya’ began, a look of worry creasing his face. It
was amazing though. Aya Fujimiya
seemed to have no emotions yet recently he had done everything from smiling to
looking afraid. Ken knew his lover was beautiful when he didn’t smile but with
emotions...he was absolutely stunning. He caught his reflection in the mirror
when he was preparing to act his part and was amazed of how sweet Aya’s smile was. Oh, he had seen it before but looking in
that mirror...it was a whole new perspective.
*Then again, everything is a whole new perspective.* Ken reminded himself.
‘Yohji’ turned to his boyfriend, whose soft brown
eyes were replaced by his own cool violet ones. Then he glared at the
schoolgirls giggling and wandering around with no intention to buy something or
bring money in their direction. People like that made him angry inside.
“Why should I act like Yohji?” He demanded. “I’m
still Aya Fujimiya inside.”
“I know that! But, it’s as Omi...or I...said, we have to fool everyone or else
they‘ll know something is wrong. Already, you’re drawing attention to yourself.
What are you going to do when Yohji’s dates comes in?
You can‘t be cold and unfeeling towards them. You said you‘d do him the favor.”
“I’m beginning to regret it now.” ‘Yohji’ muttered.
“But you’re right. I just hate...”
“The thought of acting like Yohji?
Just smile, koi. If anything, smile at the girls.
Maybe throw in a greeting or something. You don’t even have to go into lengthy
conversations if you don’t want to.”
‘Yohji’ thought about it and, a minute later, he
smiled. “You’re smart, Ken.” When the girls weren’t looking, he leaned over and
kissed the boy. It was weird because he was kissing himself technically. But
the real Ken felt it.
‘Aya’ smiled back. “No. I’m just helping you out.”
And he tried to return the kiss. But something inside kept
him from doing so...mainly the fact that these lips belonged to Yohji, not his lover. He backed away, leaving ’Yohji’ disappointed and somewhat hurt.
“What’s wrong?” He asked.
“It’s not you.” ‘Aya’ murmured. “I’ll be kissing Yohji, not you. I’m sorry, koi.”
“Oh, Yohji-san! Help me out!” One other customer
called him over. ’Yohji’ sighed and put on a smile.
They had to break up this little conversation now. He touched ‘Aya’ on the shoulder before heading off to help the girl.
Then he caught a couple of ladies ogling the boys and gushing about how cute
they were.
*Be Aya. Be Aya.* ‘Aya’ kept telling himself. Finally he got the ever so
famous saying out.
“If you’re not buying anything, then leave!” He glared at the group. The girls,
of course, ignored him the way they did the real Aya Fujimiya. It was not easy being his lover. The more he
stayed silent, the more he wanted to talk to people. When he caught sight of
‘Ken’ singing and being helpful to the customer, it made him miss his body.
Lingering around in one corner, acting as if he didn’t give a damn about
others, was also hard. Aya wasn’t completely
heartless but he wasn’t that open either. True, he spoke to Ken a lot these
days, sometimes he talked to Sakura Tomoe, and he probably did speak to his imouto as she was sleeping but he wanted to stay as far
away from people as possible. Ken, on the other hand, liked hanging out with
people, especially children. If speaking his mind meant destroying his image,
so be it. At least people would know how he felt.
But Aya...oh Aya, with his
blood-red hair, amethyst eyes that deeper than they appeared at first, and
strong body...Aya was not like that. Speak to no one,
help out anyone who needs it, and then go about life. Aya
was complex, which was what Ken loved about him. It left him room to discover
hidden gems within those purple eyes. Yet there were also times that he wished Aya was an easier book to read. He wished that his love
would let others, not just a seldom few, into his life.
Right now, he caught sight of ‘Yohji’ smiling at some
girls. Oh good, he was acting a little more in character. It looked like their
secret would stay secret after all.
“Hi, Yotan!” An older woman
greeted him, batting her long lashes and giggling in the process. ‘Yohji’ could say a lot of nasty things towards this woman,
seeing how she was hanging around like the majority of the people here, but he
resisted. ‘Omi’ looked in her direction as well.
“Hey, baby!” He greeted her. Poor ‘Ken’s’ eyes went wide again and ‘Omi’ realized
what he had done. The woman was also confused, seeing that a boy many years
younger than her responded to her that way. Once again, ‘Ken’ came back to the
rescue.
“Omittichi here is welcoming you to the shop. He’s
been learning a few tricks from Yohji...right?” ‘Ken’
glared at him and ‘Omi’ slowly nodded.
*Baka.* ‘Aya’ thought.
Leave it to a beautiful woman to make the real Yohji
forget whose body he was in. Lucky for him, the woman bought the excuse. Then
she turned to ‘Yohji’, who had also dropped his
charade and gone back to being silent.
“Yotan, I hope you haven’t forgotten our date!” She
said in a singsong voice. ‘Aya’ looked horrified. The
date! It was today?! Why hadn’t Yohji mentioned this
to anyone?
‘Yohji’, too, looked a little surprised. He wasn’t
sure what he was to say. Finally, he got it out. “Hey...baby. How’s it...hanging?”
‘Omi’ groaned. “Tell me he did not just say what I think I heard him
say.”
‘Ken’ nodded. “He did.”
The woman looked at him strangely but shook her head. “I’m all right. Now are
you gonna take me out or are you gonna
make me stand around all day?”
‘Yohji’ smiled at her. “Let’s go.”
They approached the door when ‘Omi’ interrupted them. “Uh...Yohji-kun! You’re forgetting your car keys!” He held
them out in his hand. ‘Yohji’ nodded and took them.
The woman slipped one arm through his and it made ‘Aya’
(Ken) envious. He wanted to be in that pretty woman’s place so badly. If he had
known that the woman would be hot or that the day was today, then he wouldn‘t
worry about it so much. But no. His Aya was going out with some stranger who’d probably steal
him away.
“Hears hoping he doesn’t wreck my car.” ‘Omi’ said.
“He won’t.” ‘Ken’ said. Then he lowered his voice. “It’s Aya-kun.
He’s much too careful on the road. And he knows how to drive so it won’t be a
problem.”
“What’s he gonna do if he gets caught....I don’t
know, speeding or something? He can’t shi-ne someone
for doing that.” ‘Omi’ pointed out.
“Aya-kun’s a stickler for following speed limits.”
‘Ken’ reminded him.
Meanwhile, ‘Aya’ (Ken) was too busy worrying about
other things. So far, they were very unsuccessful in getting a solution to
their little problem. More than likely, they would not get it before the night
was over. What if they got a mission? Ken didn’t know how to use his lover’s
katana. He’d feel strange wearing that burgundy trenchcoat,
which probably weighed more than Aya did. And what
would the real Omi do about soccer practice with the children today? They would
realize something was wrong when ‘Ken-san’ kept missing the goal. Not that Omi
was a horrible athlete but he wasn’t that good either. Oh yes, and Aya-chan! The real Aya went to
visit the young girl sleeping in the hospital almost everyday. He had to go
there too but what would he do? He didn’t know Aya-chan
that well so what could he say to her?
*I’ll just have to say something.* Ken decided. *And if a mission comes, I’ll
just have to use Aya’s katana or die trying.
Hopefully, it won’t be the latter.*
Time was going too slow now as was business. Momoe
didn’t even question why the boys seemed different...then again, Momoe rarely paid attention to anything except the cat. The
real Ken found himself becoming more and more impatient. It was probably best
to trust Aya but he kept worrying about the woman.
What if she became more attractive and appealing than him? Would Aya leave him like that? He couldn’t.
“Yo, Kenken!
What’s wrong?” ‘Omi’ (Yohji) asked him. ‘Aya’ (Ken) turned around and shook his head.
“Nothing, Yohji. Nothing’s
wrong.”
“You’re acting like someone peed in your cereal [2]”. ‘Omi’ pointed out. “Why
do you look so bummed out?”
“Ah...” ‘Aya’ struggled to think of something to say.
“You are worried about Aya-kun too.” ‘Ken’ realized.
Hearing himself say Aya-kun
was very strange but the real Ken said nothing. He just nodded.
“I knew it. I’m just wondering how he’s going to ruin my date.” ‘Omi’ sighed.
“I can’t take it anymore!” ‘Aya’ exclaimed. “We have
to go and see what he’s doing.”
“*We*?” ‘Ken’ raised his eyebrows and backed away. “Oh no! No! You and Yohji-kun are
not getting me involved in this silly scheme of yours. Those are your lovers,
not mine!”
“Omi, c’mon!” ‘Aya’ whined.
“Why, Ken-kun? Why don’t you trust Aya-kun? You love
him, don’t you?”
Yes, it was true. Ken loved Aya and he trusted
him...but to leave him to a tall, leggy woman who had wrapped herself all over
him as they left? No. No, he didn’t like that idea at all.
“I just want to see if he’s okay.” ‘Aya’ said. “But
if you don’t want to come, that’s fine.”
“Which means you’ll have to double up on your shifts.” ‘Omi’ added. “I’m going
with him. I’m gonna stop Aya
before he ruins my sex life.”
‘Ken’ thought about it for a while before responding. “Fine, I’ll go too! I’ll
get Momoe-san to take care of the shop. But we should
be gone for one hour only, no less!”
“Yes, mother.” ‘Omi’ rolled his eyes again. Why, oh why, was he the one stuck
in the chibi’s body?
“One hour is fair enough.” ‘Aya’ agreed. “Let’s go!”
“Whoa, Kenken!” ‘Omi’
stopped him before he ran out towards his motorcycle. “Your Porsche is over
there!”
‘Aya’ felt fear growing inside him. “Porsche?”
“Yup. You have to drive Aya’s Porsche or
people that pass us by will look really weird at us. Aya
wouldn’t drive your motorcycle. I can’t drive cause
I’m small and neither can Omi. You have to drive it.”
“But, Yohji! I don’t *know* how to drive! And even if
I did, I can’t drive Aya’s Porsche! He’ll kill me if
I hit something!”
‘Omi’ chuckled. “Relax. I’m gonna sit up front with
you and teach you all I know.”
*Which is why I’m afraid.* Ken responded in his head. But Yohji
had a point. Aya would not be seen driving his
motorcycle and the Porsche would probably be the best vehicle for all of them
to go in. Somehow, he’d have to suck in his gut and drive that car. It couldn’t
be hard. If Aya and Yohji
could drive, why couldn’t he?
“All right. We’re taking the Porsche.” ‘Aya’ decided, knowing this was a decision he would come to
regret.
He was right of course.
“Okay, Kenken, turn on the ignition key.” ‘Omi’
commanded. “Make sure that everyone is seated and everything else is in place.
Check your mirrors, look behind you...perfect! Now shift gears to
reverse...yeah, right there. Lift your foot off the break.”
They were starting to move backwards and ‘Aya’ froze
with fear.
“This isn’t right! We’re moving backwards!” He exclaimed.
“That’s cause you’re on reverse.” ‘Omi’ sighed. ‘Aya’ left out a breath of relief. ‘Omi’ looked back out the
window. “Okay, we’ve backed up enough. Foot on the break, Kenken.”
‘Aya’ did as he was told. Instead of stopping,
the car went faster.
“I said “break“! Not gas!” ‘Omi’ exclaimed as the car zoomed on backwards.
‘Ken’ was looking very scared sitting in the back seat. ‘Aya’
had no idea where the break was.
“GET YOUR FOOT OF THE GAS!” ‘Omi’ screamed, when he looked back and saw that
they were coming closer to a curb. “Turn the car, dammit!
Turn it! Turn it!”
“Which way?!” ‘Aya’ was so
confused.
“It doesn’t matter which way! Just as long as you stay away
from that curb!”
So ‘Aya’ turned right, still forgetting to take his
foot off the gas pedal. They swerved right, still moving backwards...and hit
something. It made a cracking noise and then fell silent. Finally, ‘Aya’ put his foot on the break.
“That did *not* sound good.” He whispered. ‘Omi’ looked like he was going to
have a heart attack. ‘Ken’, who had been scared through the whole adventure,
was brave enough to go outside and see what ‘Aya’ had
hit.
“You’re lucky, Ken-kun.” He said coming back inside. “It was a box.”
“A box!” ‘Omi’ said gratefully.
“An empty box.” ‘Ken’ added. “You were *very* lucky.
But that’s the good news.”
‘Aya’ paled. “You mean there’s bad news?”
‘Ken’ nodded. “Turn off the car and come outside. Both of
you. You are not going to like what you’re about to see.”
With ‘Omi’s’ help, ‘Aya’ turned off the car and went
outside. ‘Ken’ pointed to the back...where a long, jagged scar had settled in
the first driving lesson. Oh yes. Aya would kill him
now.
“I’m dead.” ‘Aya’ realized. “Aya
has eyes like a hawk. He is bound to notice that!”
“How did it get there?” ‘Omi’ asked.
“Probably during the whole driving experience. We were
so busy panicking, Ken-kun must have hit something and we never knew ‘til it
was too late.”
‘Aya’ gulped. Oh, he would get it now. Aya didn’t like anything to happen to his precious Porsche
and now it had a scratch. What would he do? Could he keep this from Aya long enough for someone to repair the car? Most likely not.
“You know what?” ‘Omi’ said after a while.
‘Aya’ looked at him miserably. “What?”
“I think I should drive after all. You’ll probably run into a person next time.”
TBC…
1)
Who loves “Unchained Melody”? I do! And so does Ken!
2)
I really do not remember where I got the pee in the breakfast
cereal part. Family Guy perhaps?
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